this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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