I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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