yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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