can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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