Bisexual people are plain selfish.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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