I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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