i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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