video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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