I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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