Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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