just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
