I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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