it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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