So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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