Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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