So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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