How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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