problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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