I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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