so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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