So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We have started to decorate penises.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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