Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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