obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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