OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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