glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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