I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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