whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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