wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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