You drinking a lot?
No.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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