I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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