Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have feelings that need drinking.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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