He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im six kinds of drunk right now
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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