can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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