i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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