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• (512): View more from Texas

  If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.

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• (949): View more from California

  The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he asked me to hangout with him...and his son

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.

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  And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (415): View more from California

  That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.

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• (914): View more from New York

  so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck

  (330): View more from Ohio

  yes

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