Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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