Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I want to be your penis for a week.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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