it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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