Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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