the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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