i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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