I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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