if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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