More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
ok first of all what the fuck
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