Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
there is another microwave in the elevator.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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