Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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