He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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