don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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