if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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