There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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