You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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