So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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