How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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